What Scares You?

I love Halloween so much and it’s dope that Halloween is in stores so much sooner these days, but then it’s gone before Halloween actually gets here.

And then Christmas shit is throwing up all over retail shelves—it’s sickening.

So in anticipation of the best time of the year, spooky season themed comics start now!

I like to make fun of people with a bit of a cynical asshole outlook at times because that’s me, that’s what I do. Some people find it funny, and some like to shit on me for my sense of humor. Whatevs. That’s me doing me.

While I have nothing against those who choose to live a healthy lifestyle and maintain a peak physical physique. However, I wanna fart in the face of those who live this way while looking down on the rest of us.

If I wanna eat thirty slices of pizza and feel the rumble of brown thunder on the couch all night, that’s my prerogative.