Spider Barks derives from the term Barking Spiders, something my dad often said when I was a kid.
According to UrbanDictionary.com, a Barking Spider is:
“An euphemism for one’s flatulence. It appears to be an allusion to the fact the human rectum resembles a spider (a circular shape with legs, or in this case, wrinkles, extending out to its sides). When this “spider” produces a sound by emission of gas, it is referred to as a barking spider.”
So that gives you an idea of what this comic is: an absurd webcomic for immature audiences—you know, the type that still thinks air biscuits are funny.
Read at your own risk because this webcomic is known to induce rolled eyes, uncontrollable fits of LOLing in real life, and sometimes offending Karens. *insert evil laugh here*
The Artist
Devin is an army brat who landed in Southern California’s high desert in the mid-90s, where he’s been sweating ever since. He’s a smartass who loves dick and fart jokes and would totally have sex with a pizza if he wasn’t in a committed relationship.
She hates when he jokes about bangin’ pizzas.