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I like to make fun of people with a bit of a cynical asshole outlook at times because that’s me, that’s what I do. Some people find it funny, and some like to shit on me for my sense of humor. Whatevs. That’s me doing me.

While I have nothing against those who choose to live a healthy lifestyle and maintain a peak physical physique. However, I wanna fart in the face of those who live this way while looking down on the rest of us.

If I wanna eat thirty slices of pizza and feel the rumble of brown thunder on the couch all night, that’s my prerogative.

While sitting in any public space and observing, you will see the majority looking down instead of at the world around them.

They will engage with anything other than the moment. They barely exist.