While I have nothing against those who choose to live a healthy lifestyle and maintain a peak physical physique. However, I wanna fart in the face of those who live this way while looking down on the rest of us.
If I wanna eat thirty slices of pizza and feel the rumble of brown thunder on the couch all night, that’s my prerogative.
You all can live that lifestyle with your 55-gallon drums of protein powder and $400 yoga pants if that gets you wet, and I ain’t gonna judge you for it.
One of your pecs is bigger than my bird chest? Cool beans!
Hang out at the juice bar and post your workout videos on your socials, bro. I’ma be over here with a package of double stuff Oreos and reading comics.
Read the comic here.