I know I’m not alone in my appreciation for the glorious creatures of the open road that make every trip a near-death experience. They’re the ones who refuse to use cruise control and accelerate only when they glance up from their TikTok feed or if you try to pass them.
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Motivation? Meh
We choose how to spend our time. We have the same hours in the day as the successful jackass who pulled themselves up out of the gutter to a world of riches. We choose whether to mindlessly scroll through a world of make-believe or get up off our asses and chase our dreams.
The only thing we can control is the choices we make. And we can choose to do good, to make waves of positivity, and to stuff our faces with pizza and drown our sorrows in beer.
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I am a bit of a horror snob, and I know my opinion means absolutely nothing—especially on the internet, where there are four hundred and thirty-seven dickheads on Reddit ready to tell me why I’m wrong and that I should kill myself.
But elevated horror? What the hell is that?
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