Last updated: April 14, 2025
Welcome to Spider Barks; read this or don’t, but don’t sue us.
This site exists solely to entertain, distract, and occasionally offend. The content on SpiderBarks.com is for entertainment purposes only. If you’re seeking medical advice, legal counsel, or spiritual guidance, you are so in the wrong place.
Use at Your Own Risk
We do our best to keep the site clean, but we can’t promise it’s 100% free of viruses, malware, or offensive content. That includes crude humor, dark satire, and commentary that may trigger fragile sensibilities.
External Links Disclaimer
Sometimes, we link to other websites. We have no control over what happens on those sites, so if something weird happens or offends you, take it up with them. We don’t guarantee the accuracy, safety, or sanity of anything outside SpiderBarks.com.
Fair Use Disclaimer
SpiderBarks.com may occasionally reference or parody copyrighted material without asking permission. Why? Because parody is a protected form of speech under section 107 of the United States Copyright law.
We use such material for satire, criticism, and unapologetic mockery—which falls under fair use. That said, all original content on SpiderBarks.com is ours. Please don’t rip it off. If you want to use it, ask like a normal person.
Views Expressed Disclaimer
The views and opinions on this site absolutely reflect the creator’s thoughts. If you disagree, that’s fine. If you’re profoundly offended and your name rhymes with “Baren,” maybe close the tab and go touch grass.
User comments are their own thing. We’re not liable for them, and we reserve the right to delete any comment for any reason, including, but not limited to, being annoying.
No Responsibility Disclaimer
SpiderBarks.com is not liable for your emotional damage, shattered worldviews, or existential crises brought on by a webcomic. We unapologetically exercise our First Amendment right to make jokes—especially about awful people.
Contact Us
Questions, comments, or cease-and-desist letters can go to: dwel@badbishop.studio